Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Guys step your GAME up! (It's simple physics)

I'm not that old but I have been around I can say that I have been on quite a few dates and I observe my surroundings everyday and from what I've seen men you reallii need to STEP YOUR GAME UP! See I have a lot of female friends and they talk. They sometimes ask me questions that I can never answer. From our conversations I came up with some things that men just shouldn't do. For instance:

DON'T invite a lady to go out and then take her to your house. Come on that defeats the purpose of goin out.

DON'T invite a lady to your house and the only furniture you have is a mattress (no box spring or sheets) on the floor and a love seat.

DON'T wear a $100 pair of kicks, a $400 watch and have on a dingy beater with a hole in it and think you gonna get some.

DON'T talk about sex for a half an hour after the young lady say she is not interested in having sex with you for whatever reason.

DON'T continually try to talk a woman into having sex or trying to hug and kiss on her if she has said no it is a complete turn off. Also that is sexual harassment and can getchu in a lot of trouble.

DON'T assume that sex is on the menu. Let it be something that just happens or is given freely by the lady. Trust me it is much better when she wants to give you everything she has. That is when the real freak comes out. Bein spontaneous is fun. Besides it won't feel right if its planned

(Most Important!)
Fellas when you are in a crowded place and a girl is across the room, don't call her over like " ay girl come here" I mean forreal how fuq'd up is that. Then you wanna get mad when they don't answer and you call them all kinds of bitches and hoes. 10 seconds ago she was the baddest chick you ever seen. Why is all that necessarii? Why try to embarrass the girl? Because your ego is hurt and you got embarrassed in front of your boys? Hey every action has a reaction. You come off like an asshole get treated like an asshole. Come off as a gentleman get treated as such. Simple physics fellas.

Here are a few pointers that might help you possiblii get a little if you can last a days without saying or doing something stupid. (notice I'm sayin possiblii, meanin that its no guarantee that it will but it will push you in a positive direction)

Keep your word. If you say I will call you right back, call right back or atleast within an hour or two. If not an hour or so call that same day.

Get to know the young lady. Actually watch her reaction to some things and commit it to memory. Like what she drinks or what kind of music makes her move or what she does and doesn't like to eat.

Take her out to dinner or a movie, bowling, Dave & Busters me personallii I like to go skatin but that's just me. Why not do something simple like go to a park or the harbor?

If you do happen to get her to your home try spend some time just chillin, watching movies or playing cards

Talk to her you may actually find that you like her as a person and want to hang out with her more often because you have things in common.

Hopefullii this will help you guys grow up and maybe alter the way they think. Just maybe. Then again I don't know what the problem is. I know that someone is readin this and is probablii lookin like what the fuq. I feel like this if you got a problem with anything that I'm sayin or if you you are offended well chances are you are one of these nuccas that I am talkin about. Its guys like you who give the small percentage of good guys like me a bad name. You're the reason why we can't speak to a random woman or compliment her just to be nice because she thinks we want something from her.

I'm sorrii but I am a gentleman first. I can't help it that's how moms raised me. So say whatchu want I'm just tryna help some guys and give them my outlook that's all.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

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Monday, August 18, 2008

Stab me in my Chest Don't Stab me in my Back

What I can't stand is people who talk behind your back and they laugh and smile in your face like ya'll cool. I feel like why do you have to stab me in the back? I wantchu to look me in the eye when you stab me? You feel me? Nuccas like that to me in my opinion are BITCH NUCCAS! They are the ones thatchu can't sleep on because they will be your down fall if you are caught slipping. Prime example it was a dude that I work with we were supposed to be friends. We kicked it at the bowlin alley and went skatin and out to eat. We were chillin outside of work etc. Anyway then a couple weeks ago I come back to work to hear from 4 different people that this nucca was talkin bad about me. Well I guess it was out of jealousii because he was talkin about how I flirt with all the girls at the job. All the women that come through the drive thru. He believes that I think that I'm a playa, mack and or pimp. Well I am overlii confident. On a scale of 1-awesome I'm the shyt. Some people may not think so but then again I may have a Tiggah Casanova fan club and don't know about it. The way I see it is if you don't think highlii of yourself why should anybodii else? I was told to love my haters they boost my ego forreal. Anyway I just think its crayzii how someone is supposed to be my manz and he is the number one person talkin shyt about me. (I know you reading this so I'm gonna talk directlii to you)

Forreal what is your problem with me fam? Are you jealous? Are you mad that you can't get close to these girls like I can? Help me out tell me what it is? Do you wanna be me or what? Am I that important to your life thatchu have to talk or worrii about me or who I flirt with or who I go out with? Forreal kill yourself with that highschool bitch shyt. Oh and by the way gimme my dick back when you done with it NO HOMO!! Now when we see eachother I'll speak but I just can't shake your hand. You're a BITCH and you're a RAT. Nuccas told me thatchu were gonna bite me it was just a matter of time. Now I can't fuq witchu no more. It might seem real pettii it though butchu made it this way not me. So stab me in my chest don't stab me in my back. I'd rather look you in the eye when you stab me.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

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Monday, August 11, 2008

Dummii Effect

Yo I'm feeling some kind of way right now. I know that I was in a relationship with this person that I was supposed to be in love with, but I can't help but feel some kind of way. As I said before we were good the first four months you know talkin on the phone all day and night, she came to my job, brought me brownies and stuff like that. After that we started callin eachother less and less. We talked through text messages. Then text messages slowlii stopped. It got to the point where I rarelii saw her. I rarelii talked to her. I started to feel like I was the onlii one in the relationship. Ok I tried to deal with it because she is a single mother, she goes to school and she goes to work. So she's prettii busii. I tried hard I reallii tried not to think about it like this but I reallii felt like she was in another relationship. It crossed my mind but at the sametime I didn't want to think about it. Lets be real here everything was all smooth like grits and then later on down the line I saw lumps in it. What other explanation is there? Come on we talked everyday and everynight and then it suddenlii came to a stop. I have to beg and plead to see her and when I finalii do see her its for like 5-10 minutes. What would you think? I felt like a dummii because my bestfriends told me that the relationship was over before it reallii got started. I'm not gonna front I knew it too I was in denial. I wasn't radii for things to end. I was so bent on makin a happii home with my "dream girl" that I got blinded. I mean we had historii. I was dumb in love with this girl. I was bein hardheaded. Nothin else mattered at the time. Like the old folks say everything is always good in the beginning. Now what's so fuq'd up about the whole situation is regardless of what has happened between us recentlii I still have the same feelins for her that I had when I first met her. My question is am I bein dumb for still lovin this girl? Am I bein dumb for actuallii wantin and considering tryin to work things out if I was given the chance? As I said before I'm feeling some kind of way right now.

Much Love & Stay Chillz

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

I Think I Have Relationship Issues....

I've been thinkin alot latelii. One of the issues on my my mind is all the girls that I "supposedlii" talk to. I was thinkin about it because one of my bestfriends told me that I talk to too manii girls and I should just pick one. You know one person to be my one and onlii. He says that I'm always on the "prowl" Then the next question is "when are you gonna settle down?" I always say I don't know right now. At this point I feel as though relationships are for people 30 and up I know I can't be a "playa" forever like nuccas claim I am but I don't want to be in one. Besides I'm 21 why would I wanna be in a relationship. Although its feels good to have that one special person. I tried to do the serious relationship thing. Twice at that and neither one of them didn't work out too well for me. I don't know what it is but its like for some reason we lose communication. With SunShyne it was my fault because I was always workin and I didn't called her like I used to. But at the same time she didn't call me. We never went out. I never got to spend as much I would've liked to. I mean I couldn't help it we both had conflicting schedules. I worked during the day and she worked at night and on weekends we had our own responsibilities to deal with. I guess you could say we had bad timing. Also I realized we were better off as bein just friends. Then there is Pooh. Now I'm not goin to lie she hurt me deep to my soul. We known eachother since 04' we couldn't be together at the time because we both were in relationships. But four years later we got together. She had a babii boy on me but that didn't matter I love him like he was my own. The first four months was straight. She came up the job brought me lunch and she would come chill with me on the regular. Then after that I don't know what happened. She stopped callin and she stopped answerin the phone. At the time I understood that she was in school durin the day and she had work that afternoon then she has to deal with her son at night. I know that is a lot and she may not always have time but I was onlii askin for 5mins. Or to just talk to her on the regular. I mean if I can't see her everyday I atleast wanted to talk to her everyday. Things didn't get any better over the next 5 months we were together. I didn't want to our relationship to end because I was in love with this girl even if I was in love by myself. This was the onlii girl I would ever think about settlin down with. Well I guess things weren't meant to be. I was hurt for a while but I'm movin on. Now I am consantlii bein told that I need to stop treatin these girls like they are the flavor of the week. I can't help it. I'm a flirt by nature I don't do it intentionallii. I try to make it perfectlii clear when I talk to a girl. Then I kinda fuq myself up because I kinda get attached to them this has happened before manii times. Now I feel as though I could be with someone that I'm talkin to now but I'm just indeceisive. I go back and forth with myself askin who do I want to focus on but I can never make a decision. I tried to narrow it down you know look at all the good and bad qualitii's but that doesn't help me either it just makes it harder. Every one girl has potential to be the wifey type but I don't know what to do. Is there somethin wrong with me? I know this may be a lot but its what's on my mind well part of it.

Much Love and Stay Chillz,

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