9 Types of Pussy

1) SHORTCHANGED PUSSY - When the woman is extremely sexy and
beautiful. She moves the right way and oozes sensuality. When it
comes to sex, she has no clue. The very thought of stroking this
Pussy can make you cum before its time. She talks a good game but
cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is like watching a cartoon. When
she tries to guide your dick into her pussy, she cuts it with her
nails. By the time you get another boner, her pussy is dry and feels
like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you find out that your dick
is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lick the pussy you
find out that it is a little tart and now you start thinking to
yourself, "how can such a fine woman be so feeble? Undaunted, you
decide that you're going to make the best of a bad situation and get
your rocks off when she says "don't cum in me because I'm not taking
anything."

2) SWEET LIPS - This is substitute pussy. She sucks major dick.She sucks it so good that your knees buckle. It was good enough tomake you look for something to hold onto. She can suck the chrome
off of A car's bumper. Then she slips your dick into her pussy and
you realize that her mouth was much better. You try to maneuver your
dick back to her mouth any way you can. This time you find something
to hold onto -her head- because you now know that her Pussy is
really a kitten and not yet ready for prime time.

3) YES M'AM PUSSY - This is the kind of pussy your mother warned
you about. This pussy is often misjudged because of the owners meek
mannerisms. She is quiet, reserved, caters to your every whim and
shows no inkling of the treasure that lies between her thighs. She
seems to be a scholarly type but not quite prudish. You think to
yourself "I'm gonna tear this pussy up." Only to find that she was
only playing possum. You were so caught off guard that your whole
fuck plan needed instant revision. She was your equal having as much
game as you. You must give her her propers realizing that you came
within a bat's eyelash of having your brains fucked out. Gentleman,
be wary of this pussy and be prepared. Your best defense is a good
offense and a long stiff thick dick with staying power.

4) THUNDER THIGHS (THE PUSSY YOU'RE GETTING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NOT
YOUR WOMAN)- Men who have cheated on their woman temporarily can
say, "AMEN" to this class of pussy. Men, this is the class of pussy
that makes you cry and confess to your woman you fucked someone
else. The Thunder Thighs pussy made you want to tell somebody.
Thunder Thighs pussy is in a class of its own. Thunder Thighs pussy
will make you look and feel different about the pussy you got at
home. Thunder Thighs pussy makes you bust several nuts (i.e.,
multiple orgasms). Makes you cry and you have no clue to why. This
pussy is so intense, when it is wrapped around your dick or your
face it sends you into a trance. She has a smooth, undulating
motion, constantly asks you if your comfortable, you started at 6PM
and it is now going on 9PM and she is not tired and her pussy ain't
sloppy yet. She sucks on your dick as if she was a baby sucking on a
pacifier, she savors it like you're the main course meal. She
sensuously flicks the head of your dick with her tongue like a
lollipop. By now you're in shock and forget about your woman. When
you're back with your woman, you're wondering why she can't perform
like Thunder Thighs pussy. You even have the nerve to get mad and
then instruct her to do what Thunder Thighs did to you.

5) THE STALKER - This is the pussy that pisses you off the most.
You see, the woman you boned for a fling or as a favor keeps coming
back like a bad cold. If she has a bad day at work, she "stalks your
dick." If she, has a bad meal, "she stalks your dick." If she has a
bad hair day, she "stalks your dick." If she sees an ex, she "stalks
your dick." No matter what, she "stalks your dick." It is easy to
tell if the woman you're with falls into this category. She always
uses phrases like these when she is fucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM
THIS PUSSY." "AIN'T THIS SOME SWEET PUSSY?" "TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS
PUSSY." "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "WHO'S DICK IS THIS?" "TALK TO ME DADDY,
I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT NOW," and finally, "YOU LIKE WHEN YOU
IN THIS PUSSY AND WHIPPIN' IT!"

6) TUNA PUSSY - This is the pussy that you wouldn't wish on your
worst enemy. You can recognize it easily because she may have cats
swarming around her or everybody at the local pub knows her name.
When you walk into a room, you know she is there or was there. This
is dangerous pussy. The problem is that the babe is fine and you
ain't had no pussy in a long while. The dog in you wants some pussy. You know that this pussy is experienced and could put a hurt on you
in more ways than one. This is the pussy you don't want anyone to know you sampled. You DON'T EAT this pussy. After you sample this
pussy, you immediately take a shower or at the very least scrub your
dick in the sink with some disinfectant. ?

7) WATERING HOLE PUSSY - This is good convenient pussy. Easy
pussy Pussy you can call when your body needs a fix. She gives you
major head like SWEET LIPS PUSSY, and fucks you like THUNDER THIGHS
PUSSY. Only thing is, you do not have a woman so you're not feeling
guilty. Whenever you call, this pussy is ready. Her pussy craves
your dick. This pussy is available in any place at anytime .(this would be my wife right here)

8) GODDAMN PUSSY - Men, now this is pussy that will definitely send
you to hell if you're not married to it. This pussy is just like YES
M'AM and THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY. Her pussy is snug -not too tight-and
juicy. she can accommodate larger than average size dick. She has
good control of her pussy muscles which can make any size dick feel
like at home. This pussy makes you numb, cry and pray all at the
same time. While you are giving it to her doggy style or with you
laying down and she sits on top of you, you look towards the heavens
and say, GODDAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD PUSSY!!"

9) AMAZON PUSSY(my favorite i think) - Gentlemen, this is the gold mine pussy. This pussy is the pussy that you commit yourself too. You do not cheat on
it and you keep it a well kept secret. In fact, you constantly crave
and feign for this pussy. When you get this pussy, you go through
convulsions. This is the pussy that makes you READY even when you
ain't. You call in sick from work for it. This pussy is so major it
is YES M'AM PUSSY, WATERING HOLE
PUSSY, and GODDAMN PUSSY in one

One of the Age Old Questions

Ok why is it that women today say they want a good man but always settle for the no-good nothin ass nuccas? I don't understand it. Its like you will go out and look for Mr. Right well some ladies wait for Mr. Right but in the end women always settle for Mr. Right Now and leave Mr. Right hangin. I don't think its right I speak for that small percentage of good men out there. We are a dyin breed but we are still here. I know I'm not perfect but I'm tired of takin the backseat to these nothin ass nuccas. They make it so hard for us to make a woman love and trust us. You know what why don'tchu do us good Nuccas a favor and KILL YA SELF!!! I mean reallii these women don't deserve to be treated how ya'll think ya'll can treat them. You gotta look at it like this the woman you are doin wrong is someone's daughter, sister, even someones mother. How would you feel if it was your daughter, your sister, or your mother. The next time you think about doin a woman wrong KYS.

Now for those of you who don't know the difference between Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now.

Mr. Right: will call you just to say hi and ask about your day
Mr. Right Now: will only call you for a booty call

Mr. Right: can just chill with you and watch movies.
Mr. Right Now: will never want to just chill and watch movies

Mr. Right: will just hold you in his arms and never let go
Mr. Right Now: won't touch you if it doesn't lead to sex.

Mr. Right: will love you for the rest of your life
Mr. Right Now will love you for that one night.

This is just a small description of the differences.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

Definition of the Chillz Lifestyle

Check this out a lot of people tell me that I don't take life serious or I play too much. Well its all apart of living the Chillz lifestyle. You just go with the flow and but at the sametime make your own waves. Don't take life too seriouslii because you will never make it out alive. Not onlii that if you do you will reallii miss out on the little things in life that are so great. Just chill out and take all that life has to offer. Don't stress yourself about everything because in the end its not worth it. That's why I try to never get mad because it is just a waste of energy. You'll just hurt yourself stayin mad. So live the chillz lifestyle and learn how to just let go. Its not that hard. Just have fun and enjoy life. It's too short to stress.

Much Love and Stay Chillz