Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Guys step your GAME up! (It's simple physics)

I'm not that old but I have been around I can say that I have been on quite a few dates and I observe my surroundings everyday and from what I've seen men you reallii need to STEP YOUR GAME UP! See I have a lot of female friends and they talk. They sometimes ask me questions that I can never answer. From our conversations I came up with some things that men just shouldn't do. For instance:

DON'T invite a lady to go out and then take her to your house. Come on that defeats the purpose of goin out.

DON'T invite a lady to your house and the only furniture you have is a mattress (no box spring or sheets) on the floor and a love seat.

DON'T wear a $100 pair of kicks, a $400 watch and have on a dingy beater with a hole in it and think you gonna get some.

DON'T talk about sex for a half an hour after the young lady say she is not interested in having sex with you for whatever reason.

DON'T continually try to talk a woman into having sex or trying to hug and kiss on her if she has said no it is a complete turn off. Also that is sexual harassment and can getchu in a lot of trouble.

DON'T assume that sex is on the menu. Let it be something that just happens or is given freely by the lady. Trust me it is much better when she wants to give you everything she has. That is when the real freak comes out. Bein spontaneous is fun. Besides it won't feel right if its planned

(Most Important!)
Fellas when you are in a crowded place and a girl is across the room, don't call her over like " ay girl come here" I mean forreal how fuq'd up is that. Then you wanna get mad when they don't answer and you call them all kinds of bitches and hoes. 10 seconds ago she was the baddest chick you ever seen. Why is all that necessarii? Why try to embarrass the girl? Because your ego is hurt and you got embarrassed in front of your boys? Hey every action has a reaction. You come off like an asshole get treated like an asshole. Come off as a gentleman get treated as such. Simple physics fellas.

Here are a few pointers that might help you possiblii get a little if you can last a days without saying or doing something stupid. (notice I'm sayin possiblii, meanin that its no guarantee that it will but it will push you in a positive direction)

Keep your word. If you say I will call you right back, call right back or atleast within an hour or two. If not an hour or so call that same day.

Get to know the young lady. Actually watch her reaction to some things and commit it to memory. Like what she drinks or what kind of music makes her move or what she does and doesn't like to eat.

Take her out to dinner or a movie, bowling, Dave & Busters me personallii I like to go skatin but that's just me. Why not do something simple like go to a park or the harbor?

If you do happen to get her to your home try spend some time just chillin, watching movies or playing cards

Talk to her you may actually find that you like her as a person and want to hang out with her more often because you have things in common.

Hopefullii this will help you guys grow up and maybe alter the way they think. Just maybe. Then again I don't know what the problem is. I know that someone is readin this and is probablii lookin like what the fuq. I feel like this if you got a problem with anything that I'm sayin or if you you are offended well chances are you are one of these nuccas that I am talkin about. Its guys like you who give the small percentage of good guys like me a bad name. You're the reason why we can't speak to a random woman or compliment her just to be nice because she thinks we want something from her.

I'm sorrii but I am a gentleman first. I can't help it that's how moms raised me. So say whatchu want I'm just tryna help some guys and give them my outlook that's all.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

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