Guys step your GAME up! (It's simple physics)

I'm not that old but I have been around I can say that I have been on quite a few dates and I observe my surroundings everyday and from what I've seen men you reallii need to STEP YOUR GAME UP! See I have a lot of female friends and they talk. They sometimes ask me questions that I can never answer. From our conversations I came up with some things that men just shouldn't do. For instance:

DON'T invite a lady to go out and then take her to your house. Come on that defeats the purpose of goin out.

DON'T invite a lady to your house and the only furniture you have is a mattress (no box spring or sheets) on the floor and a love seat.

DON'T wear a $100 pair of kicks, a $400 watch and have on a dingy beater with a hole in it and think you gonna get some.

DON'T talk about sex for a half an hour after the young lady say she is not interested in having sex with you for whatever reason.

DON'T continually try to talk a woman into having sex or trying to hug and kiss on her if she has said no it is a complete turn off. Also that is sexual harassment and can getchu in a lot of trouble.

DON'T assume that sex is on the menu. Let it be something that just happens or is given freely by the lady. Trust me it is much better when she wants to give you everything she has. That is when the real freak comes out. Bein spontaneous is fun. Besides it won't feel right if its planned

(Most Important!)
Fellas when you are in a crowded place and a girl is across the room, don't call her over like " ay girl come here" I mean forreal how fuq'd up is that. Then you wanna get mad when they don't answer and you call them all kinds of bitches and hoes. 10 seconds ago she was the baddest chick you ever seen. Why is all that necessarii? Why try to embarrass the girl? Because your ego is hurt and you got embarrassed in front of your boys? Hey every action has a reaction. You come off like an asshole get treated like an asshole. Come off as a gentleman get treated as such. Simple physics fellas.

Here are a few pointers that might help you possiblii get a little if you can last a days without saying or doing something stupid. (notice I'm sayin possiblii, meanin that its no guarantee that it will but it will push you in a positive direction)

Keep your word. If you say I will call you right back, call right back or atleast within an hour or two. If not an hour or so call that same day.

Get to know the young lady. Actually watch her reaction to some things and commit it to memory. Like what she drinks or what kind of music makes her move or what she does and doesn't like to eat.

Take her out to dinner or a movie, bowling, Dave & Busters me personallii I like to go skatin but that's just me. Why not do something simple like go to a park or the harbor?

If you do happen to get her to your home try spend some time just chillin, watching movies or playing cards

Talk to her you may actually find that you like her as a person and want to hang out with her more often because you have things in common.

Hopefullii this will help you guys grow up and maybe alter the way they think. Just maybe. Then again I don't know what the problem is. I know that someone is readin this and is probablii lookin like what the fuq. I feel like this if you got a problem with anything that I'm sayin or if you you are offended well chances are you are one of these nuccas that I am talkin about. Its guys like you who give the small percentage of good guys like me a bad name. You're the reason why we can't speak to a random woman or compliment her just to be nice because she thinks we want something from her.

I'm sorrii but I am a gentleman first. I can't help it that's how moms raised me. So say whatchu want I'm just tryna help some guys and give them my outlook that's all.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

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Stab me in my Chest Don't Stab me in my Back

What I can't stand is people who talk behind your back and they laugh and smile in your face like ya'll cool. I feel like why do you have to stab me in the back? I wantchu to look me in the eye when you stab me? You feel me? Nuccas like that to me in my opinion are BITCH NUCCAS! They are the ones thatchu can't sleep on because they will be your down fall if you are caught slipping. Prime example it was a dude that I work with we were supposed to be friends. We kicked it at the bowlin alley and went skatin and out to eat. We were chillin outside of work etc. Anyway then a couple weeks ago I come back to work to hear from 4 different people that this nucca was talkin bad about me. Well I guess it was out of jealousii because he was talkin about how I flirt with all the girls at the job. All the women that come through the drive thru. He believes that I think that I'm a playa, mack and or pimp. Well I am overlii confident. On a scale of 1-awesome I'm the shyt. Some people may not think so but then again I may have a Tiggah Casanova fan club and don't know about it. The way I see it is if you don't think highlii of yourself why should anybodii else? I was told to love my haters they boost my ego forreal. Anyway I just think its crayzii how someone is supposed to be my manz and he is the number one person talkin shyt about me. (I know you reading this so I'm gonna talk directlii to you)

Forreal what is your problem with me fam? Are you jealous? Are you mad that you can't get close to these girls like I can? Help me out tell me what it is? Do you wanna be me or what? Am I that important to your life thatchu have to talk or worrii about me or who I flirt with or who I go out with? Forreal kill yourself with that highschool bitch shyt. Oh and by the way gimme my dick back when you done with it NO HOMO!! Now when we see eachother I'll speak but I just can't shake your hand. You're a BITCH and you're a RAT. Nuccas told me thatchu were gonna bite me it was just a matter of time. Now I can't fuq witchu no more. It might seem real pettii it though butchu made it this way not me. So stab me in my chest don't stab me in my back. I'd rather look you in the eye when you stab me.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

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Dummii Effect

Yo I'm feeling some kind of way right now. I know that I was in a relationship with this person that I was supposed to be in love with, but I can't help but feel some kind of way. As I said before we were good the first four months you know talkin on the phone all day and night, she came to my job, brought me brownies and stuff like that. After that we started callin eachother less and less. We talked through text messages. Then text messages slowlii stopped. It got to the point where I rarelii saw her. I rarelii talked to her. I started to feel like I was the onlii one in the relationship. Ok I tried to deal with it because she is a single mother, she goes to school and she goes to work. So she's prettii busii. I tried hard I reallii tried not to think about it like this but I reallii felt like she was in another relationship. It crossed my mind but at the sametime I didn't want to think about it. Lets be real here everything was all smooth like grits and then later on down the line I saw lumps in it. What other explanation is there? Come on we talked everyday and everynight and then it suddenlii came to a stop. I have to beg and plead to see her and when I finalii do see her its for like 5-10 minutes. What would you think? I felt like a dummii because my bestfriends told me that the relationship was over before it reallii got started. I'm not gonna front I knew it too I was in denial. I wasn't radii for things to end. I was so bent on makin a happii home with my "dream girl" that I got blinded. I mean we had historii. I was dumb in love with this girl. I was bein hardheaded. Nothin else mattered at the time. Like the old folks say everything is always good in the beginning. Now what's so fuq'd up about the whole situation is regardless of what has happened between us recentlii I still have the same feelins for her that I had when I first met her. My question is am I bein dumb for still lovin this girl? Am I bein dumb for actuallii wantin and considering tryin to work things out if I was given the chance? As I said before I'm feeling some kind of way right now.

Much Love & Stay Chillz

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I Think I Have Relationship Issues....

I've been thinkin alot latelii. One of the issues on my my mind is all the girls that I "supposedlii" talk to. I was thinkin about it because one of my bestfriends told me that I talk to too manii girls and I should just pick one. You know one person to be my one and onlii. He says that I'm always on the "prowl" Then the next question is "when are you gonna settle down?" I always say I don't know right now. At this point I feel as though relationships are for people 30 and up I know I can't be a "playa" forever like nuccas claim I am but I don't want to be in one. Besides I'm 21 why would I wanna be in a relationship. Although its feels good to have that one special person. I tried to do the serious relationship thing. Twice at that and neither one of them didn't work out too well for me. I don't know what it is but its like for some reason we lose communication. With SunShyne it was my fault because I was always workin and I didn't called her like I used to. But at the same time she didn't call me. We never went out. I never got to spend as much I would've liked to. I mean I couldn't help it we both had conflicting schedules. I worked during the day and she worked at night and on weekends we had our own responsibilities to deal with. I guess you could say we had bad timing. Also I realized we were better off as bein just friends. Then there is Pooh. Now I'm not goin to lie she hurt me deep to my soul. We known eachother since 04' we couldn't be together at the time because we both were in relationships. But four years later we got together. She had a babii boy on me but that didn't matter I love him like he was my own. The first four months was straight. She came up the job brought me lunch and she would come chill with me on the regular. Then after that I don't know what happened. She stopped callin and she stopped answerin the phone. At the time I understood that she was in school durin the day and she had work that afternoon then she has to deal with her son at night. I know that is a lot and she may not always have time but I was onlii askin for 5mins. Or to just talk to her on the regular. I mean if I can't see her everyday I atleast wanted to talk to her everyday. Things didn't get any better over the next 5 months we were together. I didn't want to our relationship to end because I was in love with this girl even if I was in love by myself. This was the onlii girl I would ever think about settlin down with. Well I guess things weren't meant to be. I was hurt for a while but I'm movin on. Now I am consantlii bein told that I need to stop treatin these girls like they are the flavor of the week. I can't help it. I'm a flirt by nature I don't do it intentionallii. I try to make it perfectlii clear when I talk to a girl. Then I kinda fuq myself up because I kinda get attached to them this has happened before manii times. Now I feel as though I could be with someone that I'm talkin to now but I'm just indeceisive. I go back and forth with myself askin who do I want to focus on but I can never make a decision. I tried to narrow it down you know look at all the good and bad qualitii's but that doesn't help me either it just makes it harder. Every one girl has potential to be the wifey type but I don't know what to do. Is there somethin wrong with me? I know this may be a lot but its what's on my mind well part of it.

Much Love and Stay Chillz,

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9 Types of Pussy

1) SHORTCHANGED PUSSY - When the woman is extremely sexy and
beautiful. She moves the right way and oozes sensuality. When it
comes to sex, she has no clue. The very thought of stroking this
Pussy can make you cum before its time. She talks a good game but
cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is like watching a cartoon. When
she tries to guide your dick into her pussy, she cuts it with her
nails. By the time you get another boner, her pussy is dry and feels
like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you find out that your dick
is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lick the pussy you
find out that it is a little tart and now you start thinking to
yourself, "how can such a fine woman be so feeble? Undaunted, you
decide that you're going to make the best of a bad situation and get
your rocks off when she says "don't cum in me because I'm not taking
anything."

2) SWEET LIPS - This is substitute pussy. She sucks major dick.She sucks it so good that your knees buckle. It was good enough tomake you look for something to hold onto. She can suck the chrome
off of A car's bumper. Then she slips your dick into her pussy and
you realize that her mouth was much better. You try to maneuver your
dick back to her mouth any way you can. This time you find something
to hold onto -her head- because you now know that her Pussy is
really a kitten and not yet ready for prime time.

3) YES M'AM PUSSY - This is the kind of pussy your mother warned
you about. This pussy is often misjudged because of the owners meek
mannerisms. She is quiet, reserved, caters to your every whim and
shows no inkling of the treasure that lies between her thighs. She
seems to be a scholarly type but not quite prudish. You think to
yourself "I'm gonna tear this pussy up." Only to find that she was
only playing possum. You were so caught off guard that your whole
fuck plan needed instant revision. She was your equal having as much
game as you. You must give her her propers realizing that you came
within a bat's eyelash of having your brains fucked out. Gentleman,
be wary of this pussy and be prepared. Your best defense is a good
offense and a long stiff thick dick with staying power.

4) THUNDER THIGHS (THE PUSSY YOU'RE GETTING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NOT
YOUR WOMAN)- Men who have cheated on their woman temporarily can
say, "AMEN" to this class of pussy. Men, this is the class of pussy
that makes you cry and confess to your woman you fucked someone
else. The Thunder Thighs pussy made you want to tell somebody.
Thunder Thighs pussy is in a class of its own. Thunder Thighs pussy
will make you look and feel different about the pussy you got at
home. Thunder Thighs pussy makes you bust several nuts (i.e.,
multiple orgasms). Makes you cry and you have no clue to why. This
pussy is so intense, when it is wrapped around your dick or your
face it sends you into a trance. She has a smooth, undulating
motion, constantly asks you if your comfortable, you started at 6PM
and it is now going on 9PM and she is not tired and her pussy ain't
sloppy yet. She sucks on your dick as if she was a baby sucking on a
pacifier, she savors it like you're the main course meal. She
sensuously flicks the head of your dick with her tongue like a
lollipop. By now you're in shock and forget about your woman. When
you're back with your woman, you're wondering why she can't perform
like Thunder Thighs pussy. You even have the nerve to get mad and
then instruct her to do what Thunder Thighs did to you.

5) THE STALKER - This is the pussy that pisses you off the most.
You see, the woman you boned for a fling or as a favor keeps coming
back like a bad cold. If she has a bad day at work, she "stalks your
dick." If she, has a bad meal, "she stalks your dick." If she has a
bad hair day, she "stalks your dick." If she sees an ex, she "stalks
your dick." No matter what, she "stalks your dick." It is easy to
tell if the woman you're with falls into this category. She always
uses phrases like these when she is fucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM
THIS PUSSY." "AIN'T THIS SOME SWEET PUSSY?" "TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS
PUSSY." "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "WHO'S DICK IS THIS?" "TALK TO ME DADDY,
I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT NOW," and finally, "YOU LIKE WHEN YOU
IN THIS PUSSY AND WHIPPIN' IT!"

6) TUNA PUSSY - This is the pussy that you wouldn't wish on your
worst enemy. You can recognize it easily because she may have cats
swarming around her or everybody at the local pub knows her name.
When you walk into a room, you know she is there or was there. This
is dangerous pussy. The problem is that the babe is fine and you
ain't had no pussy in a long while. The dog in you wants some pussy. You know that this pussy is experienced and could put a hurt on you
in more ways than one. This is the pussy you don't want anyone to know you sampled. You DON'T EAT this pussy. After you sample this
pussy, you immediately take a shower or at the very least scrub your
dick in the sink with some disinfectant. ?

7) WATERING HOLE PUSSY - This is good convenient pussy. Easy
pussy Pussy you can call when your body needs a fix. She gives you
major head like SWEET LIPS PUSSY, and fucks you like THUNDER THIGHS
PUSSY. Only thing is, you do not have a woman so you're not feeling
guilty. Whenever you call, this pussy is ready. Her pussy craves
your dick. This pussy is available in any place at anytime .(this would be my wife right here)

8) GODDAMN PUSSY - Men, now this is pussy that will definitely send
you to hell if you're not married to it. This pussy is just like YES
M'AM and THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY. Her pussy is snug -not too tight-and
juicy. she can accommodate larger than average size dick. She has
good control of her pussy muscles which can make any size dick feel
like at home. This pussy makes you numb, cry and pray all at the
same time. While you are giving it to her doggy style or with you
laying down and she sits on top of you, you look towards the heavens
and say, GODDAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD PUSSY!!"

9) AMAZON PUSSY(my favorite i think) - Gentlemen, this is the gold mine pussy. This pussy is the pussy that you commit yourself too. You do not cheat on
it and you keep it a well kept secret. In fact, you constantly crave
and feign for this pussy. When you get this pussy, you go through
convulsions. This is the pussy that makes you READY even when you
ain't. You call in sick from work for it. This pussy is so major it
is YES M'AM PUSSY, WATERING HOLE
PUSSY, and GODDAMN PUSSY in one

One of the Age Old Questions

Ok why is it that women today say they want a good man but always settle for the no-good nothin ass nuccas? I don't understand it. Its like you will go out and look for Mr. Right well some ladies wait for Mr. Right but in the end women always settle for Mr. Right Now and leave Mr. Right hangin. I don't think its right I speak for that small percentage of good men out there. We are a dyin breed but we are still here. I know I'm not perfect but I'm tired of takin the backseat to these nothin ass nuccas. They make it so hard for us to make a woman love and trust us. You know what why don'tchu do us good Nuccas a favor and KILL YA SELF!!! I mean reallii these women don't deserve to be treated how ya'll think ya'll can treat them. You gotta look at it like this the woman you are doin wrong is someone's daughter, sister, even someones mother. How would you feel if it was your daughter, your sister, or your mother. The next time you think about doin a woman wrong KYS.

Now for those of you who don't know the difference between Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now.

Mr. Right: will call you just to say hi and ask about your day
Mr. Right Now: will only call you for a booty call

Mr. Right: can just chill with you and watch movies.
Mr. Right Now: will never want to just chill and watch movies

Mr. Right: will just hold you in his arms and never let go
Mr. Right Now: won't touch you if it doesn't lead to sex.

Mr. Right: will love you for the rest of your life
Mr. Right Now will love you for that one night.

This is just a small description of the differences.

Much Love and Stay Chillz

Definition of the Chillz Lifestyle

Check this out a lot of people tell me that I don't take life serious or I play too much. Well its all apart of living the Chillz lifestyle. You just go with the flow and but at the sametime make your own waves. Don't take life too seriouslii because you will never make it out alive. Not onlii that if you do you will reallii miss out on the little things in life that are so great. Just chill out and take all that life has to offer. Don't stress yourself about everything because in the end its not worth it. That's why I try to never get mad because it is just a waste of energy. You'll just hurt yourself stayin mad. So live the chillz lifestyle and learn how to just let go. Its not that hard. Just have fun and enjoy life. It's too short to stress.

Much Love and Stay Chillz